Director's Cut

Welcome to the worst film never made. Thankfully, there’s only one scene left to shoot.

The fire has been contained, the wigs have been sterilised, and the star has been replaced after The Accident. Surely, nothing else can be waiting in the dark…

Noises Off meets The Exorcist, Carrie meets Singin’ In The Rain, the award winning creators of The Boy Who Kicked Pigs, He Had Hairy Hands and Don’t Wake The Damp return with a brand new tale of haunted Hollywood hilarity.


Kill the Beast are a comely comedy quintet comprised of David Cumming, Oliver Jones, Natasha Hodgson, Zoe Roberts and Clem Garritty.

After holding ex-Time Lord Tom Baker hostage for several weeks in a boarded up Little Chef just off the A4, the company persuaded him to give up the rights to his only novel. Some say he signed the contract in HP sauce. Having wowed and disgusted audiences across the UK with subsequent debut show The Boy Who Kicked Pigs, Kill the Beast is now back with a brand new offering.

The company specialises in physical comedy, gorgeous visuals, splendid hats and blackmail. They are currently awaiting your call.


★★★★★ “Electric genius” The Stage


★★★★ “Masters of comedy horror” Time Out

★★★★ “Incredibly, unbelievably funny” The List